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Selasa, 04 Januari 2011

STUPID CONVERSATION

Written by Desby Mian Berlianty Pasaribu

Monday, January3' 2011_9.03am


This is day 3 in 2011, everything goes so normal but I grateful for today!! Well, I wanna share a story about 2 persons who talked about stupid lil' things!!


A : Wew, early in the morning already online.

B : Which also writes -____-

A : Uh, do you still remember daisy, lily, and rose Gorangels? (disguised name). Don’t tell me you don’t know.. zzzzzzzzzz

B : I can only remember rose. Why?

A : I just got a report from social kids (high school), they said that they are sluts!! Rp 5millions per night!

B : Are you serious? Where you know that?? Well, executive class!!

A : From a social boy who used to be agent of the sluts and from their college friends.. uh-huh!! They only make love with foreigner!!

B : Where they study anyway??

A : Atm**aya. Majoring in Law. Well, I think Daisy is already graduated. They refuse locals, except Daisy.

B : Jeez, just being sluts so picky!!

A : Hahaha..

B : They are totally high class! Wait a sec, they are from rich family, aren’t they?

A : Yeah, deffo damn right dude!! Daisy father’s is a doctor, I was fuckin’ shocked at the moment. I can’t believe it!! Yeah, they’re already rich!

B : Ckckckck…

A : My head is dizzy!! -_____- And I heard that Daisy has aborted the pregnancy twice!

B : Woow.. I lost my words.. don’t know what else to say.. Too bad!!

A : Yeah.. -____- Actually, they are fuckin’ beautiful, damn flawless skin, physically almost fuckin perfect, in my opinion..

B : Those are their capitals!!

A : I can’t fuckin’ arrange my mind of them..!!

B : Huahahhaa.. I imagine, they are strip-teasing in a hotel room in front of foreigner.

A : Uh-huh, and doing blow job!! Wew.. zzzzzzz…!!!

B : Fuckin’ damn wild!! All styles must be tried!! No exception!! Hmmm.. probably, they will use whip too..!! hahahaaa…

A : Your imaginations are out mind, mate! Definitely, they are damn well-skilled!! Wkwkwkw…

B : Go learn from them, fella!! I bet you’ll be well-skilled as well too.. :D

A : Hahahahaaa… damn you, jerk!!

B : Hahaahahaa..

A : Rp5 millions per night, mate.. don’t you want it? Hahaha.. quickie money huh!!

B : Damn asshole!! My parents won’t think twice to perish me!!

A : Me too, maybe they will chop my body into 12 pieces just like a chicken. Hmmm.. Their parents must not know what their children have done out there!! This is a lesson for us if one day we have already become parents. We gotta close to our kids as friend.

B : If I’m not mistaken.. Rose’s father is doing business in overseas, isn’t he?

A : Uh-huh, her daddy is a business man and her mom is dead.

B : She must be felt so lonesome!

A : Who fuckin’ care a damn of that anyway?! She likes clubbing and drinking!! And unlucky me.. grrr… my boy-friends fuckin’ think that I’m not virgin anymore!! Asshole!! Just because I used to like clubbing. Zzzzzz…. And they were surprised when I said that I’m still virgin!! Ngoookkk…!! How odd, you’re not off anyway!! Your modem is a bit friendly now! Hahhaaa..

B : Thanks heaven! I get sufficient signals here.. :D Ooh, you mean the high school boys?

A : Nay, nay… fuyunghai’s boy-mates!

B : Hahahahaaa.. fool you!
A : Zzzzzz….!!!

B : Then what did he say?

A : He has never been dated at all!!! Just like our close friend, Ririn.. he is still a virgin!!

B : I think, you have a bit distortion here!! I mean the fuyunghai’s opinion about you, miss..

A : Ooohh, moron me!! He also thought the same thing as his friend as well. Damn!

B : Hmm.. must be hard to explain, then!

A : Yeah, but when I told him that I’m still virgin, he showed me the same expression like his mates when they found out the truth! Surprised!! He said, “Wow! Really? How come? I mean you went to club and had fun but still virgin?”

B : If I were you, I would hard to believe it! Indeed!

A : Yes, my double bad luck!! I don’t have any idea if I become a Mom, whether my baby kids be able as me to keep their virginity yet still have fun in club or not.. take the positive ones.

B : You gotta keep your diamond for the chosen one, pal!! “D

A : Not the chosen one.. the chosen one for now is fuyunghai.. but my official husband only.

B : Grrrrr… a.k.a your husband! Seems we have different definition here! -___-“

A : Well, even though actually I really wanna do it badly.. still hold myself… wkwkwkwkk.. But as long as I live in Indonesia, I have to be a virgin but if I were in US and stayed for permanent, then I would say, “bye, bye virgin…!!” hahahaaa.. Because, not many of Indonesian men can accept non-virgin wife.

B : Hold on! Hahaha.. culture effects one’s mind! Yeah, I don’t mind to lose my virginity if I lived in US too..

A : Don’t ever think to do such thing in Indonesia..

B : Oh, come on… No, I wouldn’t! I really wish after I had married, looked for magister scholarship in overseas and have settle there!

A : Ngahahaaaa… trueee!!! I really wish for it so bad too!! >,<

B : Do you know, I kinda miss Chris’ French kisses this present! Ach, fool me!

A : Wiiih, your hormone arises!!!

B : Ciiih, dirt!!

A : Hahahaaa..

B : Damn, he is hate me now! Stupid-ass!! Bird-minded!

A : Zzzzzz… it’s your silly fault!!

B : He finally knew, who really I’m crushing on when he read out my notes on a social networking and found that those weren’t for him but for somebody else.. Even just answering my phone call, I heard his voice a bit reluctantly!! I only called to ask about my notebook.

A : Well, I guess he thinks you are gross now. Well, stop it dear. Don’t lose your pride! Oke, knock it off!!

B : Surely!! It’s no use at all to think about such jerky!!

A : Better man is waiting for you out there.. hehehehe..

B : I wanna quote it!!

A : Heeh?

B : It’s kinda rare you become wise!! Very seldom! Bizarre!! Hahhaaaa..

A : Hohoho.. I still have my mind in my head! :D

B : I think you have better foods now!! You’re not eating frieds anymore?? Hahhaaa… As I recall, you used to very like snacking anywhere!!

A : Damn you!! Hahahaa…yeah and in the end I got stomachache!! Btw, hurry to quote mine!!

B : Oke.. I’ll quote it in a minute! ;)

A : Hey, I gotta continue typing.. I have thesis guidance at 11am. :D

B : Oke, oke.. please.. Spirit!! Let’s graduate together this year!! Btw, happy very merry new year to you!

A : Happy new year to you as well!! Bye!

B : Chiao!

4 komentar:

  1. ah, masa sih jri?! coba baca lagi..
    *wink wink.. :D

    BalasHapus
  2. hmm,, gara2 A bilang dia sering clubbing, gw pikir lu gak pernah clubbing, dan si B bermasalah ama modem, kayanya lebih cocok ama mahasiswa macem lu yang modemnya sering bermasalah
    *sok tau :D

    BalasHapus